Yesterday bought a pair of panties with pugs on them and I feel a little bit like a consumer whore, but I’m trying not to let it bother me because pugs.
I feel a little bit better about them because I did not buy them at Victoria’s Secret. However, I did go to Victoria’s Secret and purchase a pair of panties with penguins on them the same day so I feel like maybe the pug panties and the penguin panties counter each other out. I’m not entirely sure how that math works, but it makes me feel a little better about my consumer whoredom so lets just pretend it makes sense.
I’m also not entirely sure why so many of my panties have animals on them. It’s not like it’s a requirement. In fact, most of the time, I prefer panties with no pattern at all (patterns make me feel a little bit like a middle schooler, especially when said panties are purchased from Target). However, there are times in out lives when we must waver away from our comfort zones in order to except beautiful things into our lives…like panties with pugs on them.